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How is that for vegan eating?
So I am at work right now, and I just answered a phone call on the store phone, “Hello, this is the Smoothie King on Airline, Kristin speaking, how could I help you?”
“Yes… I was wondering, do you put bananas in your smoothies?”
“Yes, we put them in a lot of smoothies.”
“Well, can you put a banana in your pussy for me?”
And I hung up. Why are perverts calling our store from EJ hospital phone lines?
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You know, maybe I can tell you where I’m from. Everybody is always telling me where I’m from and where I developed my philosophy and what I think and all this and none of this is the things I’ve always said. I’m from Juvenile Hall. I’m from the line of people nobody wants. I’m from the street. I’m from the alley. Mainly I’m from solitary confinement. You spend twenty years in institutions and you forget what the free world is. - Charles Manson
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I want alllllllll of the above, unfortunately I just discovered the giveaway!
We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow.
Ted Bundy
The words that make me want to become a developmental psychologist.
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